Definitions by Johnny Cash Mann 5000

flaming rod 

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male

John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod

flaming rod by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010

welcome to the jungle 

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."

Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.

welcome to the jungle by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010