5 definitions by Johnny Boy
by Johnny Boy September 4, 2003
by Johnny Boy August 26, 2004
Arrogant flyboys who think they are better than every other branch of the military. What they don't realize is that their jobs can be done by the Navy and Army. Compensates for this by saying they have the ability to launch nuclear weapons. Often forget that the Navy has the most survivable leg of the nuclear triad. Never recognized by anyone in the real miltary, and wears the worst uniforms out of all the branches. Only has best looking girls in the DoD because they cannot get civilian girls to give them the time of day. Also passed on making Top Gun.
For the past two years Air Force has not been able to keep Navy from "stealing" the Commander in Chief's trophy. This might be a result of the DoD investigation into the reports of them lowering their standards to let in otherwise unqualified players.
by Johnny Boy March 24, 2005
One who is addicted to shopping on amazon.
Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.
Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.
did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.
by Johnny Boy May 20, 2014