Definitions by Johnny Assballs
Scruticize
A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
Scruticize
A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
Sobernite
John Doe: Hey, ask that guy if he wants to get high as balls with us
Jane Doe: nah, he’s a Sobernite
Jane Doe: nah, he’s a Sobernite
Sobernite by Johnny Assballs March 23, 2022