Zukowski

Andy -Wow. Check out that thot!
Tom- hold up man! That’s no thot - that’s a Zukowski.
by Johnnie the Stick April 20, 2021
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Gargaro

A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020
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Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.
“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”
by Johnnie the Stick July 07, 2022
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Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.
“Yo, where’s Harry?”

I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
by Johnnie the Stick July 15, 2022
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