Definitions by Johnica

Catch my drift 

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

Catch my drift by Johnica February 1, 2023

Torange

A badly torn toenail

While hiking, I told my friend to kick rocks and he took it literally and ended up with a Torange.

Torange by Johnica February 1, 2023