Definitions by Johnathan Theodore

Threeskin

The gangrenous necrotic tissue of an old man's penis

Damn, I found a clump of my grandfather's bloody threeskin next to the dog bed

(Verb) To loudly and aggressively shit into the mouth of a partner during sexual intercourse

Damn, bbg, I just ate at Chipotle and I'm ready for some mean Koppenwasserscheisten'ing