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Definitions by Johnathan Greaves
When Gravity Calls In Sick
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two
-
part
phrase followed by "You float into
poor
decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"
"
Well
, when
Gravity
Calls In
Sick
..."
When Gravity Calls In Sick
by
Johnathan Greaves
March 19, 2026
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