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When Gravity Calls In Sick
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A two-part phrase
followed
by "You float into poor
decisions
", though the
second part
is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have
gambled
my
inheritance
"
"Well, when
Gravity
Calls In Sick..."
When Gravity Calls In Sick
by
Johnathan Greaves
March 19, 2026
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