Johnathan Davidson's definitions

cockarms

A person, generally male, who has either a dysfunctional penis or mad crazy arms. Sometimes the poor dude has both, in which case I'm glad I'm not him.

Hey cockarms, go fuck a goat!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004