2 definitions by Johnathan Bobby
Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.
Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019
Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018