John Q Moron's definitions

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004