Definitions by John P

violist 

A bad second violinist

That violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.

violist by John P September 3, 2008

grunties

A Pair of really awful Y-Front pants

A skegy pair of grunties

grunties by John P January 20, 2004

Goolsby 

large erection. big penis that originated in Ireland.

The man had a Goolsby.. It was so huge I shat myself

Goolsby by John P July 23, 2003