2 definitions by John Nelson
Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.
The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?
by John Nelson January 17, 2008
Skleavage is a portmanteau or blend of two words Skiing and Cleavage.
It is the cleavage shown off on a sunny day while skiing by woman that find themselves dressed too warmly for the unexpected warm conditions.
It is the cleavage shown off on a sunny day while skiing by woman that find themselves dressed too warmly for the unexpected warm conditions.
by John Nelson March 1, 2011