Definitions by John Meuser

Shquirt 

The act of shitting and squirting at the same time.

Dude, I made the bitch shquirt last night.

Shquirt by John Meuser June 29, 2023

the pull of the weasel 

The temptation to do something unethical.

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.

the pull of the weasel by John Meuser December 12, 2008