2 definitions by John Meuser

The act of shitting and squirting at the same time.
Dude, I made the bitch shquirt last night.
by John Meuser June 30, 2023
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I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.
by John Meuser January 31, 2007
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