John Long's definitions

swooshCOS

A complete flaming homosexual.

He's a real swooshCOS, but he doesn't suck as much cock as a Hek

by John Long May 13, 2005

Devon Prep

nice try malvern.......u almost beat us

devon prep is amazing

by john long March 5, 2005

schnaven

Dork, moron, poindexter. A person that not only is annoying but has no social skills. Irretrievably awkward with chief physical characteristics being pencil neck and protruding gut...

telemarketers, accountants, coin collectors and dealers, computer programmers..

by John Long October 21, 2003