Definitions by John Lang

sploogearific 

You find yourself covered in splooge almost 24/7

Your mother is sploogearific because she does not stop having sex with Captain Crunch

sploogearific by John Lang May 11, 2006

tea bag 

The bag you use to make your tea... not something perverted at all

I made tea with a tea bag this morning... and it was not sexual.. in any way at all

tea bag by John Lang May 11, 2006

duke lacrosse 

A team of horny indviduals who rape girls at a party

Me and my friends teamed up on your mother and duke lacrossed her in the bung hole

duke lacrosse by John Lang May 11, 2006