Definitions by John Kaisen

Asher

Thick and handsom, lowkey locked in his exes cage. Plays the guitar, and creams to armpits. Has giant nipples, and has lots of muscles.

Hey have you seen Asher?
Yea, he’s in his room gooning to armpits.

Hey where’s Asher?
Pinching his nipples and playing his guitar.

Asher by John Kaisen May 24, 2026

Deron

Tall and handsome, probably works at a hardware store and has a massive cock.

Customer: Hey can you help me make a key?
Deron: Yes. *makes key, doesn’t vacuum key shavings*

Dakota: hey where’s Deron?
Cameron: Probably sitting on the forklift.

Deron by John Kaisen May 24, 2026

Megumi

someone's or something's ability to develop, achieve, or succeed

I see you have a lot of Megumi, I will train you, to use your full Megumi.

Megumi by John Kaisen May 16, 2026