John K.'s definitions

Oconto Falls, Wisconsin

A mall town of under 5,000 residents. Contains the middle and high schools of the Oconto Falls School district. The large district accepts a schools from many tiny surrounding schools.

Oconto Falls is home to a large population of pregnant teens, druggies, and regular boozers.

See also Zero Falls, Oconto Falls Pond, and niglette.

Girl from Oconto: Hey, let's go to Oconto Falls, because Oconto only has Happy Garden, and hang out becuase it's better there.
Some other Girl from Oconto: You're damn right. Zero Falls is the shiznit.

by John K. July 26, 2005

ghetto rich

Converting one's bills into singles, making the apperance of wealth.

Ghetto Booty: Girl, I thought that pimp was rich, but all he had was ones.

A twenty turned to one dollar bills makes you ghetto rich.

by John K. July 26, 2005

wisconsin

A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.

Someone: I want to shoot cats!
Someone Else: Not here, beyotch! Getcher pussy elsewhere!

by John K. July 26, 2005