soft taco

When the area around the female organ (or the vagina) is shaved completely and is soft to the touch.
mmmmmm, Janice has a nice soft taco.
by John Haigh January 20, 2006
mugGet the soft tacomug.

gunter

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.
Joey kicked Janet in her gunter!
by John Haigh January 19, 2006
mugGet the guntermug.