Urban Dictionary: Definitions by John Fignit

Looking For Testicle Cancer

when your brother catches you jerking off and you use this as an excuse.

Person 1: I actually caught my brother touching himself

Person 2: I was actually looking for testicle cancer because I slept on them

The opposite of a “Tristian Bruh” where they share different opinions on all topics

Tristian Bro: I hate lucky star and lolis so much a just want to watch adults

Tristian Bruh: No bro loli is life

Your friend Tristian that is so stupid every-time he speaks he makes you say bruh

Person 1: Dude lets watch the loli bait anime
Person 2: Tristian Bruh are we serious

Something to address your friend or enemy doug with big being either fat or being a bigot.

Person 1: Have you heard from Doug recently?
Person 2: No he is out being Big Doug

Big Doug by John Fignit November 16, 2025