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Italian curse

A common problem among Italian men. Average height is 5'7 and the size of their penis is in direct relationship to their height. As a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.

Sylvester Stalone is a textbook example of a man who suffers from the "Italian curse".

by John DeAngelis May 31, 2005