John Conde's definitions

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.

I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

by John Conde June 19, 2023