Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Kaiser

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.

Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"

by John Conde May 02, 2023