Definitions by John Conde

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

Mississippi Mudslide by John Conde May 2, 2023

Skidozered 

Curious powders have bulldozed your judgement and left your decision making in shables.

George did up a whole 8 ball on the solo tip and was so skidozered that he missed his own birthday party.

Skidozered by John Conde May 2, 2023