John B.'s definitions

neckbone

When a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. This involves yelling out "neckbone!" and grabbing the back of the person's neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion...if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an Indian burn.

Person 1:"Seriously, Jessica Simpson is really talented, you guys."
Everyone Else: "NECKBONE!!!"
*neckbone is given*

by John B. November 3, 2004

Zug Zug

This is a phrase in Orcish that has come to be used in English phrasiology, much like the French 'C'est la vie.' Used originally by Orcs who had a tendancy to slip into their native tongue, having only learned English so that human players would understand them.

Okay, the hand poked me, and then poked the ground. Time to acknowlege it.
"Zug Zug!"

by John B. May 24, 2003

smupid

Someone who has no idea what the hell they're talking about (usually a result of either ignorance or stupidity)

Jim "Hey, PS2 sure is a great console!"
Rob "No it's not, you're smupid

by John B. June 20, 2003