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Distancification

When a woman/man justifies sexual innuendo via Facebook, Twitter, etc... Due to the large distance between her and her subject.

*Instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to Fly naturally. This causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. They feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.*
"She sexted me - but I attribute that to distancification because she's in Ireland."
by John A. Mic September 20, 2014
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