Definitions by Johanna Hofer

txt-boxed 

"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.

"Geez, I got your text, but I was so txt-boxed I decided I'd just call you back instead."

txt-boxed by Johanna Hofer March 10, 2007

vajudgement 

noun - a woman's ability to evaluate a situation in terms of her sexual desires

"I have no idea why I slept with him. My vajudgement was severely impaired!"

vajudgement by Johanna Hofer November 6, 2006

dinking 

thinking with one's dick, usually leading to negative consequences

"Man, snap out of it! You're dinking, not thinking! She's a she-devil and you know it!"

dinking by Johanna Hofer November 6, 2006