Johanna Hofer's definitions

vajudgement

noun - a woman's ability to evaluate a situation in terms of her sexual desires

"I have no idea why I slept with him. My vajudgement was severely impaired!"

by Johanna Hofer November 6, 2006

dinking

thinking with one's dick, usually leading to negative consequences

"Man, snap out of it! You're dinking, not thinking! She's a she-devil and you know it!"

by Johanna Hofer November 6, 2006

txt-boxed

"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.

"Geez, I got your text, but I was so txt-boxed I decided I'd just call you back instead."

by Johanna Hofer March 10, 2007