Definitions by Joffrey Lannister

JL Slims 

Females, usually under the age of 30, whose legs are slender in nature. They can sometimes be confused with two Twizzlers wearing a pair of jeans.

Flamingos are the JL Slims of the bird kingdom.

"Ten JL Slims will fit in my Toyota Prius" -Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear (BBC)

JL Slims by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Spanish Lessons 

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

Spanish Lessons by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013