Joffrey Lannister's definitions

JL Slims

Females, usually under the age of 30, whose legs are slender in nature. They can sometimes be confused with two Twizzlers wearing a pair of jeans.

Flamingos are the JL Slims of the bird kingdom.

"Ten JL Slims will fit in my Toyota Prius" -Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear (BBC)

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013