Definitions by Joey Sauce

Goomber 

A stinking ass goomba who doesn't deserve to live in a Koopa world. Mario was right to squish those assholes.

Throw his ass out. He's a goomber! He's a goomber! He's a goomber! A goomber, look, there's a goomber!

Goomber by Joey Sauce January 2, 2021

Whistlepuff

A fart that is primarily air and squeezes through a small puckered asshole creating at first, a low drawn out whistle sound, but ends with a big, yet silent, final burst.

I was with my girlfriend and couldn't fart, so I whistlepuffed.

Whistlepuff by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Clownface 

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

Clownface by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010