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This refers to pubic hair which protrudes from one's nostrils to a length of 1 or more feet. Generally, people afflicted with yhis kill themselves shortly after puberty. Those from the humble town of Goatssechsschyre tend to suffer from the most yhis.
Shit! Marcus VonBindi has wicked dope yhis!!!
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
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This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
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