Definitions by Joey Orgler 2

Optimize

This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.

"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."

Optimize by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

yhis 

This refers to pubic hair which protrudes from one's nostrils to a length of 1 or more feet. Generally, people afflicted with yhis kill themselves shortly after puberty. Those from the humble town of Goatssechsschyre tend to suffer from the most yhis.

Shit! Marcus VonBindi has wicked dope yhis!!!

yhis by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

jenkem 

This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.

Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.

jenkem by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007