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Definitions by Joey Buffalo

Cornhole Pete 

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
Cornhole Pete by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021

peckerwood

In the motion picture "The Onion Field," starring James Woods and Franklyn Seales, the two actors play white-and-black convicts. At one point, Seales (as black Jimmy) says of Woods (as white Greg): "Lowdown, no-'count peckerwood."

Later in the film, black Jimmy gives white Greg as rousing blowjob.
"Fuckin' peckerwood, that white devil."
peckerwood by Joey Buffalo May 28, 2020

Canal Water 

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015