Joey Auburn's definitions

Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

bisquik tits

Tits resembling the wholesome goodness of Bisquik Biscuits.

I would like to have your consent to chow down upon your delicious bisquik tits.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016