Definitions by Joel Hoshkins

Tits on a Fish 

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

Tits on a Fish by Joel Hoshkins June 11, 2010