To masturbate to, or with, artichokes.
I artichofa every time I watch the Food Network.
What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.
I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.
When you pull your hand down underneath your balls in the shape of a chicken's mane, while clucking like a chicken until ejaculation, you slap the girl with the same chicken mane hand.
Bitch got chicken shacked, yo.
Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.
After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.