Joe Shmoe's definitions

ebay

A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

by joe shmoe July 15, 2003

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

by joe shmoe February 16, 2004

Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

disdain

to look on with scorn; seggragation; to be haten'

My good sir, I do so ever disdain those irregular ashen commoners from the hood. It does behoove us to dichotomize their lavitories from ours.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

franz nickolay

keyboard and accordion player for Brooklyn, NY based cabaret punk band the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Franz replaced previous keyboard player nicknamed Pearl. he is the bands first accordion player.

by joe shmoe May 13, 2005