Joe Shmoe's definitions

toji

a little skinny radioactive jap bastard with over 3 gigabites of hardcore porn on his comp.

Toji masturbates incessantly

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

brown bag that

literally: to put in a brown bag.
most frequently in reference to alcoholic substances (ie: 40's)

also, Young Religious Unitarian Universalists brown bag their drugs, illegal/hazardous materials during the time they spend at conferences.

Dude, let's get that homeless guy to buy us some 40's and sit on the corner brown bagging 'em.

Dude, you should SO brown bag that.

by Joe Shmoe May 25, 2003

franz nickolay

keyboard and accordion player for Brooklyn, NY based cabaret punk band the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Franz replaced previous keyboard player nicknamed Pearl. he is the bands first accordion player.

by joe shmoe May 13, 2005

bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

by Joe Shmoe August 22, 2002

ebay

A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

by joe shmoe July 15, 2003

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003