Definitions by Joe Shmo

carwreck jerky 

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

carwreck jerky by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005

SBC 

String Between Cans.
A primitive form of communication.
A reference to a major telecommunications company whose origins include the words Southwestern and Bell.

Also "Sodomized By Cowboys" having to do with the Texas based corporate headquarters and the company's tendancy to screw the employees.

I tried to make a phone call, but the connection was so shitty that I figured that I must have been using an SBC connection. When I called to complain, some horse fucker said it must me my own hardware.

SBC by Joe Shmo November 18, 2003

suckify 

The act of making something suck, on purpose.

I have to suckify these assets to make them fit with the limited resources we have.

suckify by Joe Shmo September 17, 2003