Definitions by Joe Malochi

Dark Baird 

The act of giving falatio to a male while having a "loaf" style haircut. After storing the semen in one's mouth the falatio giver spits the semen on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.

Loaf boy loves giving dark Bairds to his co-workers.

Dark Baird by Joe Malochi April 25, 2006