Definitions by Joe Farrell

patchemup 

Something that should, and could be fixed but isn't, usually due to owners complete and utter lazyness.

"That car is a real patchemup."

patchemup by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

kleam 

to cut someone with an ID card

You were kleamed in this example.

kleam by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

cafue 

To sue or press charges against a company for spilling burning hot coffee on your lap, in your on car, on your own time, because you were angry with yourself, and needed to take it out on the company you bought it from, for more money, to spill more coffee.

"Hey, i heard that guy down the road's Cafue-ing McDonalds because he hit a toyota and spilled his coffee all over his lap."

cafue by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007