Joe D.'s definitions

staten island blow out

Guido hairstyle of this borough. Consists of spiky hair that looks like he has been caught in a wind tunnel. Important: must take at least 1 hr preparation time.

Yo, Danielle Marie, that bouncer at Cylo with the Staten Island blow out has the hottest French Connection tee.

by Joe D. July 10, 2005

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005