Joe Bone's definitions

Hzzzz...

1. (noun) A large yeti-like creature in "The Phantom" comic strip, who only says one thing: "hzzzz...".

2. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly likes something, but is not sure.

3. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly dislikes something, but is not sure.

Joe: "Look at the tits on that one!"
Jim: "Bag the face."
Hzzzz: "hzzzz..."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

chip

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005