1 definition by Joe Goldberg

is a person or subject that engages in the act of forcibly ejecting saliva or other body substances from there own body and getting the substance to land back on themselves . The act is often done to get rid of unwanted or foul-tasting substances, only to then coat or paste themselves with the body substance. It is currently considered rude and a social taboo in many parts of the world.
If you spuge on yourself you are a real Chootz... eg Mark!!! you are a fu@#ing Chootz
by Joe Goldberg October 10, 2020
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