Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

chugalug

To pour a can or mug of beer down the hatch without swallowing. One who chugalugs puts his head back, opens his throat, and pours the beer into his mouth.

Hey, let's go chugalug a mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.

If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005