Definitions by Joao Bufamarillo

boob tube 

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

boob tube by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

punk 

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.

Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.

punk by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005

Wally and the Beaver 

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

Wally and the Beaver by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Oakland 

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

Oakland by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Shamus 

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.

Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.

Shamus by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005