Joanne 's definitions

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 7, 2005

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 9, 2004

-0-

another face with mouth open

what the heck is she doing -0-

by joanne April 24, 2005

Lairy

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

"What a lairy pad."

by JoAnne December 23, 2002

wippy

Sperm toast

It´s been a long time since a good ol´wippy sweet ladies

by Joanne December 15, 2003

the libertines

the band i love and that are now splitting up because they are so fucked up that they cant see what they are doing to each other.....and to me.

whatever happened to the likely lads

by joanne November 27, 2004

brault

V. To unnecessarily one up a person during a conversation.
Past Tense: Braulted

Person 1: I got 50 dollars for my birthday!
Person 2 (The braulter): Yeah well I got 100 for my birthday!
Person 1: ... did you really have to brault me?

Person 1: Ugh I had to work 20 hours last week.
Person 2: Yeah well I had to work 75 last week!
Person 1: You need to stop trying to brault me.

by Joanne August 26, 2014