Definitions by Jo the Jo

Kick flop 

A derogatory name used by skaters to describe poser non-skaters.

Man 1 - Did you see what terry did? He turned up, took a selfie with his board and then left the park.

Man 2 - Dude's a Kick flop.

Kick flop by Jo the Jo September 14, 2020

Get a rustlers ya dick 

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.

Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"

Get a rustlers ya dick by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

Ricky 

1. A Ricky is an individual who has agreed to something out of politeness, but then bitches about the very same thing that they agreed to only moments later.

Guy one: "So we were at this guy's party and he agreed to let me turn the music up...only 2 minutes later he was bitching like fuck about it?"

Guy Two: " Yeah man, he sounds like a fucking Ricky."

Ricky by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

Floobledoog 

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.

Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"

Floobledoog by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

Hooped 

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

Hooped by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017