Definitions by Jizz Kitten

Sing Italian Songs

Reaching forward and jacking a guy off while performing ass to mouth, this term was popularized in the 1970’s by the underground homosexual community. It was alluded to in Chicago’s innuendo rich hit song “Saturday in the Park.”

Dave was so excited to sing Italian songs with the homeless guy in the park that he bellowed like Pavarotti.

Sing Italian Songs by Jizz Kitten July 20, 2026

Chicago

Named after the band Chicago, and inspired by the events in the song “Saturday in the Park,” a Chicago is when two guys meet in the park on a Saturday, preferably on the 4th of July. They then stare each other in the eye and furiously masturbate to the point of ejaculation. Then they touch the tips of their penises together and ejaculate. The winner is the one who successfully pushes the other’s seminal fluids back into the urethra.

Dave challenged a random homeless guy in the park, on Saturday, the 4th of July, to a duel of Chicago.

Chicago by Jizz Kitten July 10, 2026