Definitions by Jizz Kitten

Chicago

Named after the band Chicago, and inspired by the events in the song “Saturday in the Park,” a Chicago is when two guys meet in the park on a Saturday, preferably on the 4th of July. They then stare each other in the eye and furiously masturbate to the point of ejaculation. Then they touch the tips of their penises together and ejaculate. The winner is the one who successfully pushes the other’s seminal fluids back into the urethra.

Dave challenged a random homeless guy in the park, on Saturday, the 4th of July, to a duel of Chicago.

Chicago by Jizz Kitten July 10, 2026