Sandcunt

1) Unclean vagina, noticable due to the sandy residue on index and middle finger or the whole fist respectively.
2) Old virgin/female that has not been penetrated lately
3) In a pinch, it can be used for a male that hasn't gotten any lately either. Especially insulting because it also attacks their manliness

Not to be confused with sand nigger
1) "Dude, do you remember who I went home last night? I woke up with my fingers all sticky and residual!" - "Oh, you poor fucker, check for STDs, you laid that dirty ol' sandcunt from the bar"

2) "Your sister is such a sandcunt, she deserves a pity fuck."

3) "Let's get Joe a drag hooker for his birthday, he's such a fucking sandcunt!!"
by Jismoitekk the Enforcer May 20, 2006
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Nut bunker

A cup (athletic) to protect a man's privates from unnecessary trauma.
-Holy Shit Mike, watch your low kicks. Thank god I was wearing my nut bunker.

-These nut bunkers don't protect shit, I had a bruise on my dick the other day.

-Dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?
by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 13, 2006
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Jizzabelle

1) Attractive female that is readily available as a seminal receptacle.
2) One that does not mind swallowing man juice.
3) Promiscuous woman.
4) Derogatory term for a woman.

See also: Cum bag, Cum bucket,
1) Paris Hilton's middle name is Jizzabelle.
2) I know this chick, Ann, she's quie the Jizzabelle.
3) What? Mike's girlfriend had sex with another 2 men in the bathroom stall of the Berlin Olympic Stadium again? That Jizzabelle...
4) Are you drunk yet? I wanna go out and find me some Jizzabelle for the night!
by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 12, 2006
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