Definitions by Jimothy Tingles

Dutch Diving 

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

Dutch Diving by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Tonsil Toss 

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

Tonsil Toss by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.

Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.

Rectum Reload by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Russian icicle 

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.

Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.

Russian icicle by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024