josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Hi

Hi

Hi

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture

Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room

by Jimmy hahah March 20, 2019

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

No

Yes

No,ys

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 20, 2019