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Definitions by Jimmy hahah

josh’s crush 

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
josh’s crush by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
Hi
Hi
Hi by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
No,ys
No by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
A mother, aka mom
Mom by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Josh’s crush 

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
Josh’s crush by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
Reading by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019
1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room
Tan by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019