hitting the 57

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.
"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."
by Jimmy Paladino July 27, 2005
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obesen

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"
by Jimmy Paladino July 27, 2005
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9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe
"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"
by Jimmy Paladino July 27, 2005
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