Definitions by Jimmy Paladino

obesen 

To make someone obese.

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"

obesen by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

hitting the 57 

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.

"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."

hitting the 57 by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

9th base 

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

9th base by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005