Jimmy Paladino's definitions

obesen

To make someone obese.

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

hitting the 57

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.

"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005