hitting the 57

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.
"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."
by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005
mugGet the hitting the 57 mug.

obesen

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"
by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005
mugGet the obesen mug.

9th base

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"
by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005
mugGet the 9th base mug.