scientology

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021