Definitions by Jimmy Kimmel

jordan yoder 

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

jordan yoder by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

scientology 

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

scientology by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Satan 

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

Satan by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005