2 definitions by Jimmy Juicebox

Albanian Firebreather

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.

I gave her a nasty Albanian Firebreather.

by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014

Frog Fortress

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.

I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!

by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014