Frog Fortress

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.
I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!
by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014
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Albanian Firebreather

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.
I gave her a nasty Albanian Firebreather.
by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014
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