Definitions by Jimmy Juicebox

Albanian Firebreather 

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.

I gave her a nasty Albanian Firebreather.

Albanian Firebreather by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014

Frog Fortress 

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.

I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!

Frog Fortress by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014