Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.

Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.

by Jimmy Falcone December 13, 2012