Jimmy Bird 's definitions

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Sloppy jalopy

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?

Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.

Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!

by Jimmy Bird January 20, 2021