3 definitions by Jimmy Bird

Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.

Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!

by Jimmy Bird January 21, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?

Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022